Well… if this actually works, I will be amazed.

Like a lot of people, when I start a new venture I am overcome with panic. How will I possibly get this to work? How will I convince the world I know what I’m doing?

I will never manage to learn all the things I will have to learn to get this working properly. Wait. How did that widget end up over there?!

So, if it crashes and burns just assume I did something wrong.

Or, that all computers hate me.

I’m starting to think it’s a legitimate concern. *eyes narrow*